stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

Cage Rape

When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.

I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.

by JaiCher September 2, 2013

Raping Walls

The act of blowing up another person's Facebook wall. Usually committed by a group who go back and forth writing random phrases or stories on the person's wall so when they check Facebook they believe they've gotten lots of love. However, their wall has just been raped.

Person #1: "What you doing?"
Persons #2: "Nothing much just raping walls on Facebook with my crew."
Person #1: "Haha! That's classic!"

by BarjaBlast July 29, 2011

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!

by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011

Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car

That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!

by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021

spice rape

When a person from a country that includes large amounts of spice in its diet (e.g. India) forcefully has sex or rapes another person.

Josh: Avneesh spice raped that girl last night.

Kunal: Thats not cool man...

by del_rey_gutta4547 October 5, 2007