put me in the pocket

When something or someone excites you, you have been put in the pocket. See Tabi Bonney.

Yo that girl looks fine, she put me in the pocket.

by ThugDoubt October 15, 2006

mississippi hot pocket

when a guy that is chewing tobacco, spits it into a womans vagina for the purpose of lubricant, and then fucks her

"my lesbian friend Jenneen got drunk and hooked up with this guy, and he totally gave her the mississippi hot pocket"

by lesbianlover82 April 5, 2010

Pocket monster

A gun that fits in your pocket..non visible so if you anit strapped don't go actin hard because you never know your enemy might have a pocket pistol.

gun sound like rocket launcher i got gun its a pocket monster

by Lingoelnino December 3, 2009

The Pocket Prank

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.

Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

pocket invasion

The practice of infiltrating the pockets of people around by placing your hand inside of them. This works well with chest pockets on dress and collar shirts.

I inserted my hand into his pocket, and he was upset, for his pocket had been invaded.

by Joshua Sanstrum April 25, 2005

Pocket Thug

a lil short cute mini thug that u jus wanna pick up and say "come here bitch" and put himin yo pocket

Iverson is a pocket thug. Bow Wow is a pocket thug.

by licia9008 October 11, 2008

Pocket Chips

The act of putting chips in your pocket and eating thyem. Thus not needing to carry a bag around, causing unnecesary attention towards you and mooching.

Randy was hungry end didn't want mooches going after his chips so he decided to get some pocket chips.

by Fashion Assasin March 25, 2010