puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Licky puddle

A puddle made by a dog on a surface

Omg I stepped in a licky puddle !

by Kikiarara123 February 11, 2018

puddle

A bad mood or depressive episode

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Puddle Panties

When a woman is turned on

Brandon is so hot that I get puddle panties every time he walks by.

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Puddle

A nice bowl of liquid METH

Smoking puddles my friend

Let's Smoke some puddles my friend.

by CarwynIestyn July 27, 2025