poisoned army

The army that King gentec rules over basically a bunch of random people that all have different abilities

The poisoned army shall gain power!

by A poisoned soldier September 7, 2017

poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025

Poison Pie

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie

Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie

by Mustyman29 July 2, 2022

Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!

Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!

by Dragopierrr996 September 2, 2023

Poisonous

Can kill you dead if you eat it

Vev: “It can really kill you dead, poisonous.”
Rin: *Goes to bush*
Vev “ No you don’t hav-“
Rin: *Throws Up*

by magma_gangster September 2, 2019

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

poison orange game graphics 16k 480fps 2123 would be bad lishaha ago gleep

it is an orange that makes u have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

poison orange game graphics 16k 480fps 2123 would be bad lishaha ago gleep wouldn't be very good for you, would it be? unless u want it.

by soupy with his poison orange September 30, 2025