A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

pie thumber

A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."

The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.

by Lavinia Cay February 02, 2007

muffle pie

When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.

Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.

Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D

by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 16, 2012

Pecalmond Pie

An almond pie disguised as a pecan pie. Typically made when one has allergies to pecans .

Omg this pecalmond pie is soooooooooooooo goood!

by moongirl16 November 05, 2020

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.

I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.

by utorr March 15, 2011

pie out

To stand someone up, to give up on plans.

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.

by Cookieknits March 13, 2013

pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".

Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)

by tgifrydei December 27, 2014