Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.

“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”

by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018

Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect

wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits

by nonce hunter October 8, 2019

Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.

Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!

by Askme1000 June 24, 2017

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 January 11, 2018

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 13, 2018

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.

Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975”

by Wilko April 14, 2021

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...

by ™One June 1, 2019