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oscar

Referring to an ounce of marijuana.
"Hey man, do you got an oscar for sale?"
by Krumpelstiltskin May 22, 2008
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Oscar Meyer

The feeling you've seen this bologna before.
Dad: Why didn't you do the dishes? Son: I forgot. Dad: Definitely feeling some Oscar Meyer.
by Problematique February 4, 2009
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Oscar

Person 1: Yo! Y’know Oscar ?
Person 2: oh yeah I do! But he’s a fucking loser
by Yourealosserr November 17, 2019
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Oscar the grouch

As Mantoothe began trying to settle down with a woman by the name of Julian Laockland, who was a woman from the slums of England, he ran into a snag. His mother, who had grown acustomed to the lifestyle of the rich forbade him to marry the beautiful, yet poor, Julian. This
Threw Oscar into a frenzy. He left his home, and money, and married Julian, never to see his mother again. He then eventually moved to the US (with his new wife and newer child, and became a hobo) and began his acting career. Making music along the way with hits such as "I'm Here to stay, in my garbage can", "Go fuck yourself Old York", and "I hate england". After living on the streets, gaining a new house from the music industry, he developed a sickness commonly known as "The Green Night", scientifically, known from the book of Terahaut Shillo Nextia, is known as Halifax Jinxed Grennhaim. Translated by
Frankie Two Tone as "The Green Wolf Syndrom", the doctors said there was nothing they could do. He would eventually be covered with green hair all over his body. There was a plus to this, they said he would live longer than any one else. Thousands of years. He became very sick one day and as the weeks passed he became fully covered in hair. His wife and now three children took very good care of him. And now he plays the Grouch part on Sesame Street. He is still very much alive. And yes, he is only in character as the Grouch. He actually a very Pleasent soul to live with. And in an interview he has this to say "I thank my beautiful wife and my beautiful children for keeping me alive. Even though they have passed on, I still love them." His family passed on and now he is a grouch from time to time, but he trys to stay loving because his wife always was. And his kids would have hated to see him grouchie.

He was a loving and devoted father and husband.
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Oscaring

The art of apparently working, when in fact, you are doing nothing.
Look at him, Oscaring away on Facebook!
by DonDictionary November 18, 2011
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oscar

super ugly annoying in ms. juarez class FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To infinity And BEYOND!!!!!hahahahhahahahahhaXD
oscar from hark tales
by crazydube April 18, 2017
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oscar

oscar is a kid that thinks is cool amd has a cool ass bike and broke up with adrianna and then cried for 2 days and now he just asks for nudes like boi
person#1 hey look at oscars bitch ass
person#2 wow thats true their he goes
by yar600 March 23, 2017
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