metrosexual

I heard this on the radio, about the noun Metrosexual.
Man speaking, "When I go to buy a shirt, there are usually six sizes available in the store."

"The sizes are; Small, Medium, L, XL, XXL and MetrosexuAL"

by Steven ZAK May 15, 2006

metrosexual

straight man that looks gay, aka Brian quickshot

Whats a metrosexual? Brian

by Dinkyy September 10, 2007

Metrosexual

1.A man who is not gay but has a very good fasion sense and knows how to take care of themselves.

2. A fag

Billy looks verry good he is Metrosexual.

by james coder June 11, 2004

metrosexual

An insecure "pretty boy" who is trying his dambdest to prove his masculinity even though he loves shopping, is trendy, ALWAYS concerned with his appearance, especially his hair and knows more about women than most gay guys. Some may believe a metrosexual is a homsosexual passing himself off as straight or is on the verge of homosexuality.

A metrosexual, in my opinion, lacks masculinity and needs a hormone shot. He may claim he is straight for the time being but, in reality, is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

metrosexual

A heterosexual male who, displays the feminine qualities of a homosexual. These men are secure with publicly displaying their feminine side, and spend excessive money on their physical appearance.

I find myself a metrosexual for the following reasons:
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple

by Alexander Bradley December 18, 2003