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Chicken Nugget Mango

When ur an Indicisive little twerp
And can't decide what to eat
by Val~ January 1, 2023
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Mango

A Mango is one of The Click's (Popular YouTuber) plushies. Some of his plushies include Mango, Emotional Support Demon, and The Click.
"Hey look, The Click is talking about Mango again! Will he ever NOT bring Mango into a video?" "Hey, at least it's cute!"
by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023
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The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
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Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
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mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
by MongusMongus July 30, 2023
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Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .
RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night
by Roo-poo August 1, 2023
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Afsheen the mango

Afsheen is a mango who like candy and likes to be emo, she is very emo and leaves her BFFS for people who don't like her
by Guess.Who.UwU. September 22, 2023
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