Lui

Lui is the record holder for the smallest penis in the world. People often think that his penis is a grain of rice. When women are looking for his penis they are using a telescope. Lui is using tweezers for masturbating.

Wow Lui, your Penis is so small!
I‘m happy that my Penis is not so small like the Penis from Lui.

by goatfcker November 20, 2021

Luis

Luis is fat and wears the same color sweater everyday he has a stubble and loves tacos

Damn that dude acts like a luis

by FuckLuis123 November 20, 2021

Luis

Luis is fat and wears the same color sweater everyday he has a stubble and loves tacos

Damn that dude acts like a luis

by FuckLuis123 November 20, 2021

Luis

Luis is the most ugliest boy you could ever meet. He is so selfish and has no respect for women at all he will act like he cares about you but then hurt you. He thinks he deserves the world but in reality he deserves nothing. He thinks he got hoes

person 1: hey have you heard about Luis?
person 2: oh yeah he’s a back stabbing bitch I know

by someone who hates Luis November 20, 2021

Luis Mena

A hot ass mf I love to make love to

Luis Mena is in my basement

by Black71573 October 12, 2021

luis

luis is a latino that will play with girls and act like her never did anything.he can catfish girls too. i dont know why girls can find luis attractive!! luis can be nice and than after play with you. Luis is an amazing boy but after like 1 month of talking and than 2 weeks later he has a girlfriend . btw this is my thought of a boy named luis. i have experience cause it happen to me!

friend: " luis is a red flag im telling you"
me: "nah he is the best"
friend : "okay but when i say he is a red flag he is"
me: *3 weeks later* u were right he was a red flag

friend: "what i say"
me: " i regret not listening to you"

by just my thoughts October 14, 2021

Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.

person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"

by theonethatscool October 28, 2021