A soccer mom. If she catches you cheating, she will shop off your dick. A bit of a tsundere, but very loving.
by You See This Karen? ;3 July 31, 2018
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by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
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Get the Karen mug.To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
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Always wants the manager and kids
Always wants the manager and kids
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