by Block23 January 24, 2018
Get the dalton johnsonmug. I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.
by John New October 16, 2008
Get the Duff Johnsonmug. 1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.
2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.
3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.
3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson
2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"
3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"
2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"
3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"
by Fagkiller146 April 21, 2009
Get the Va-Johnsonmug. This term refers to a man who is trying to cover his name and is trying to sound cool. This man is usually black and has a stupid name that most black people tend not to have (for example: Nicolas, Spencer, Etc). He usually has a big forehead and is weak and small compared to other black males. People who use this name use it on online applications like: Discord, Steam, Etc. If you meet a Tyrone Johnson just know he might not be what he seems to be.
by Common Man 9 May 17, 2019
Get the Tyrone Johnsonmug. Jazz trombonist, the greatset that ever lived, could play so fast they thought he used a valve trombone, important bebop musicain played with Miles Davis and Kai Winding, you should look him up some time
by MrJingo89 April 14, 2005
Get the jj johnsonmug. 
When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.
Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch
by theman654321 April 12, 2008
Get the Al Johnsonmug.