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Swallow the Jonah

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When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.
She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.
by TheJonah August 7, 2019
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Jedi Knight Jonah

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Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict
Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah
by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022
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Pulling a Jonah

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When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier
“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now
by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024
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J. Jonah Jameson

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Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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