jeffin

To fake like you are busy at work when you are not doing a damn thing.

look at him...he is jeffin his ass off!

by Karl White January 4, 2008

Jeff

A player. Goes to minimal effort and treats amazing girls like crap. He is very judgemental and is obsessed with the notion of “gf material”

“Is he posting on Quora again? What a Jeff! He could have just treated her like a person”

by Cowgirl2018hey August 7, 2018

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005

jeff gordon

4 Time Winston Cup Champion.
Winner of 69 Nextel Cup Races
Can kick anyone's ass out on the track

Simply put it he's the best

by joe c December 13, 2004

Jeffery

a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.

dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man
Dude 2: ok, *cough cough*

dude 1:i think im having a heart attack!
dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall.
dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away....then it comes BACK AGAIN BWAHAHAHAH.

by turok the awsome June 16, 2010

Jeff Dunham'ed

to have an arm shoved up one's anal cavity a minimum of elbow deep, coined after the ventriliquist: Jeff Dunham

"Andrew and Tom were looking for a new sexual stimulant, so Tom Jeff Dunham'ed Andrew.9900;0000

by Amanda Monson January 30, 2009

Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

by stilllovehim April 17, 2009