A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.
by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 18, 2014
There are different types of hipsters.
1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".
3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".
3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
Stone: "Wait, what, dude?? Ha, I don't know about that man *Stops to take a sip of his freshly brewed tea from the local Whole Foods* I guess people can think whatever they want about me, cause that's not me. I just can't believe they think in a hipster, haha!" *Starts eating something made out of soy paste because they're vegan... For the animals MAAANNN*
Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"
Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"
Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
by That_Dude_Rilee November 14, 2014
A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
by weathergirl October 29, 2015
A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
by weathergirl October 29, 2015
A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
by JaThri11 July 9, 2017
Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week.
After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.
Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.
Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.
But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.
Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.
Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.
But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
Overheard Hipster dialogue,
"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"
"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."
"...dude, or chick?"
"...would it matter?"
"...not to me pops."
"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"
"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."
"...dude, or chick?"
"...would it matter?"
"...not to me pops."
by Schteveo October 17, 2014
A variation of the Wallflower that is known for their ironic and apathetic attitude and style. Most hipsters are actually unaware of their hipsterism and are often confused with hipster posers, whom openly announce that they are hipsters. Hipsters are trend setters whilst these posers are actually following the trend of hipsterism. The typical hipster is known for shopping at thrift stores, hanging around a cafe, or browsing a record store for indie inspiration in both music and fashion.
Person 1: Omg did you see Emma? She thinks she is such a hipster just because she uploads photos on instagram.
Person 2: Lol what a lame ass.
Person 2: Lol what a lame ass.
by NotAHuman June 3, 2015