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Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.
by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016
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Hippy Pound

448 grams - As opposed to a real pound, which is 453.59 grams.

Also known as a nigger pound, jew pound, chinese pound, or any-group-of-stereotypically-cheap-or-lazy-people pound.
Person 1: If an ounce of weed is 28 grams, then a pound of weed must weight 448 grams, right?

Person 2: No sir, that's a hippy pound. One ounce is actually 28.3495 grams. Therefor a pound is about 453.6 grams.

Person 1: Well damn..
by facehouse July 6, 2011
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Lumberjack Hippie

A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
The fleet foxes show last night was full of smelly lumberjack hippies.
by spinladen August 12, 2011
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pre hippy

A person on the spiritual path to becoming a peace loving, herb medicating, stoner.
JJ-"Dude, is she a stoner?"
Pat-"Nah nigga, she a pre hippy!"
JJ-"Awwwwhhhh I gotchu my nigga!"
by BassBros March 11, 2014
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Halfpipe Hippie

A laidback outdoorsman whose only interest in sports & nature.
Person 1: Bro you’re such a tool. You’re always camping and skateboarding, go to the bars with us.
Person 2: What can I say, I’m just a halfpipe hippie.
by iTackleFatGirls April 9, 2023
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hippie 40

A large 22 ounce bottle of strong, craft brewed beer such as Lagunitas, Dogfish Head, Revolution, or Sierra Nevada. Commonly found in the hands "heady" characters seeking a fat buzz and some chill vibes. Goes well with jam bands and cannabis.
Chad: "Yo dawgy dawg, let's go scoop some hippie 40s and hit up couch tour!"
Willie: "Yeah man"
by Doctor Ass December 14, 2013
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Hippy Blow

A pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), also known by the slang term "Molly". It comes in powder form usually white, but sometimes yellowish or pinkish in color. A very popular drug at music festivals hence the name. Not to be confused with "Hippy Crack".
Steve took 2 tenths of some good hippy blow and has been rolling balls all night.
by JWILL8764 October 6, 2008
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