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Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat
by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019
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goat legs

Rebecca snorted the fattest set of goat legs you ever seen!!
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GOAT Mode

When somebody goes into a zone and plays like the greatest of all time (GOAT). Goat Mode is usually referenced in sports or anything competitive.
The Heat were probably going to lose until Lebron went GOAT Mode. He really took his game to another level.
by Ben Gerow December 9, 2012
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Football GOAT

~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.
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Goat of football

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer
by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021
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fuck a goat

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."
*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!
by Atom Bom December 9, 2007
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Goat Milk

Breast milk from a feeble old woman that hasn't stopped pumping milk from her titties since she gave birth over a century ago.
Damnit! When I was at grandma's house last weekend I reached in her fridge and accidentally drank her goat milk.
by Sicko42 December 15, 2009
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