Flaming Salaami

The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.

Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.

by FannyFondler December 13, 2008

Flamed Out

Term descibing a state of expiration. The term applies to people, animals and objects.

Cody was supposed to drive tonight but, he burned down a fat blunt and got flamed out.

Man, I hate to tell you but, the bottom end of this motor is flamed out.

What ever happened to that fat-ass cat you had?
It caught a heart attack and took a dirt nap...Flamed out.

by E Double December 17, 2006

Flaming Camel

When you are having sex and you are about to bust a nut and you pull out, light her pubes on fire and then try to put it out with your load.

I gave my girlfriend one hell of a flaming camel.

by Tyson Fernandez November 18, 2004

Flaming Liberal

Any Democrat/Liberal.

Look at those flaming liberals on TV all they do is whine.

by The real Soulja BOY September 16, 2006

Flaming Vagina

An alcoholic beverage consisting of everclear and strawberry vodka. It is set on fire and served only to women and excuses for men who "don't like the taste of beer."

Guy: "I'd like one flaming vagina please"

Bartender: "Sure, that'll cost six bucks, a pair of testicles, and your dignity"

by SLAMcest December 3, 2009

Blue flame

The color of the flame when you light your own farts

Wow that blue flame just melted a hole in your undies

by Sue Don Him January 15, 2019

flaming flamingo

when you light someones pubes on fire and then you jiz on them to get the fire out

i love flaming flamingos

by mark December 11, 2003