father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up

The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.

by craftmaster March 19, 2017

father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017

Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018

Father Hoppi

a ungrateful perverted that sexually harasses every child he comes by and looks like a faggot

today Father Hoppi teaches bible

by jacob sweden October 11, 2018

Feather Duster

A racial slur for Native Americas based on the assumption that they often wear feathered headdresses.

Dan: Yo have you ever been to one of those Native American Casinos?

Jon: Nah man. I typically tend to stay clear of those Feather Dusters.

by Saveethescene November 3, 2018

Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

I leaver knew my father ~Bruce Finding Nemo

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

Father the mythical said to be the male partner needed to produce offspring. Often said to be off getting milk

Bruce never ,who never knew is father, was touched by the male who was crossing to world to find his son.

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019