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relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.
She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe
by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016
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in a relationship

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.

"Travis gave La Toya a very expensive diamond ring last night as well as a jeep for their one year anniversary last night"

"Yeah but, did Travis get laid"

"You know it ... "
by Thisisnotmyname January 22, 2014
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polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE
Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship
by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018
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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
by jon burton June 16, 2006
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Relationship

When two people (usually two members of the opposite sex) get together and are usually in love and share everything they have. Including power and ability to make decisions.
We've been in this relationship for a while and its going great.
by Kito December 1, 2004
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iRelationship

The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!
Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!
by GWMcL March 7, 2011
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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