Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 20, 2021

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Dusty Thot

A girl who plays multiple boys at the same time, then gets annoyed when she exposes herself; blocking the guy she just exposed herself to.

That DUSTY THOT just blocked me ….. Good was gunna block her anyways.

don't go near that DUSTY THOT she gunna set off your asthma.

by Jjackfinnes June 10, 2018

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017

Ol’ Dusty

Old mans dick- especially a veiny one with dead skin and a cheese shop at the bottom

Betsy: hey john what’s for dinner todayyy?
John: haha, Ol’ Dusty!
Betsy: and you wonder why our kid came out ginger!

by johnysinsrighthand August 9, 2020

Dusty nugget

A chicken nugget that sadly was left behind and now is left to rot on the floor of a McDonald's restaurant

Kyle- " duuuuuuude look at that dusty nugget!!"
Nick- " niiiiiiiiice! Now let's go to the bike jumps!"

by Whynotlive January 22, 2017

Dusty Peeker

When you use a kaleidoscope to look up a grandma’s snatch. Fun for you but especially her.

Dude I gave Scott’s grandma a dusty peeker last night it was so hot!

by Poonaners July 21, 2019