Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz September 20, 2013

Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.

"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."

by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin July 28, 2012

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011

Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 16, 2023

cupcake my

A soft and chill stan that doesn't really care about whether their idols are hated.

Most of us here hates cupcake mys.
Cupcake mys are the downfall of us.

by my fam December 27, 2020