Crumb

Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.

Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.

by Distortus Dongasaurus September 9, 2021

crumbs

an alternative to shit or fuck used quickly or when parents are around

crumbs i dropped my phone !

by mammothmanshark013 August 31, 2021

Crumb butler

One who sprinkles little bread crumbs over your body before inserting his tongue into your anus

I didn’t realize Tina was really a crumb butler

by TheLaur June 19, 2021

Jimmy Crumbs

When one leaves crumbs of weed laying around for others to smoke or for later use

Damn look at all them Jimmy Crumbs, pack that shit up.

by jameshouston December 18, 2011

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Crumb

Fuck nigga bum someone who’s not on shit

Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me

by Richneph November 23, 2021

Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.

I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!

by Crumbyboi November 23, 2021