Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.

you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!

by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011

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Bullshit bud

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.

1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"

by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010

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Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

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shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015

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It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

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