sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.

Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.

by penumbra July 14, 2006

Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned

RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"

by Bill March 23, 2004

vagina biscuit

Can easily be part of a song you hear many sing "vagina biscuit eat them while you can! Vagina biscuit catch them when you can!" In a light hearted chant. Vagina biscuit is commonly known as a term used in threesomes between two women and a man. It is when a women's vagina is penetrated by a penis and also by another women's tongue and finger creating a slippery bowl of vagina biscuit. Often you hear women discussing this the next day. " I had a great vagina biscuit last night with Will and Kate!". It is a bonding technique to create close tight knit friendship groups. Also slang word as a form of greeting " sup vagina biscuit"

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by ChaseMeBaby September 18, 2013

skid biscuits

1. Small turds left in boxers or underwear due to improper wiping.

2. Full on shitting oneself due to fear or shock

1. Tyrek mamma say she tired of washing the skid biscuits out of his drawers.

2. When we was watching Chuckie the other night I got so skeered I made skid biscuits in my underwear.

by Turd Dancer April 8, 2010

Techno Biscuits

Hot techno beats straight out of the oven. So tasty you just want to take a bite, but still too hot to eat.

1. As the band began to play, Josh got up to dance because it was techno biscuits.

2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.

by rsgerman1 November 16, 2009

biscuit chick

Chicks that are hot, but are also flaky.

Erin sure is hot, but she flaked on me twice last week. She is known as a biscuit chick.

by James5544 March 24, 2008

Belgian biscuit

British. To quote the Profanisaurus, 'a vile and non-specific sex act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop'.

Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.

I offered him a Cleveland steamer and the filthy cunt's only asked if I do Belgian biscuit.

by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007