A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009
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Get the joke whore mug.A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
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Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
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