hoodrat alyssa

A simple but sexy hoe with a hydro flask. She isn't afraid to show her skills in class.

Wow hoodrat alyssa is at it again with the number 'e'

by eelho9 May 29, 2017

Alyssa

ugly fat ass

yo she looks like an alyssa

by 01913874646447832991 December 22, 2018

Alyssa Effect

Turning previously normal straight women into horny e-lesbians who call her mommy.

I just experienced the Alyssa Effect and now I just can't stop calling her mommy.

by m0mmymymymy January 29, 2022

alyssa van

An outgoing wonderful person who's full of life and can bring a smile to your face in any situation who smiles even when she's hurt who doesn't worry about her problems until she helps someone with there's.. Alyssa Van the true meaning of love happiness and friend

Friend lover life Alyssa van

by Johnny4567 November 27, 2013

Alyssa Terry

A women/ man who is in love with a small 5'1 male named Maximus Ivcic; also loves to toot horns on the football field. Best friend includes the following, Jads, and thats pretty much it. Will do anything for her friends and is a beautiful and strong women who leaks. Period Pooh

Alyssa Terry is the most amazing person I know.

by $wagmoneyyyyy October 22, 2019

the alyssa alibi

the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.

chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.

by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011

Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.

Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020