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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
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jonathan bascomb

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart
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Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light
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jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god
1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight
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Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies
I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night
by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019
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