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Hillbilly clothes washing

is when someone takes their clothes of when it's dirty, pick off the big food bits, warm soapy rag, and scrub your stains until they come out clean. Blow dry with a hair dryer, and spray some perfume to smell good.
Person#1 Dude, i was so late for work this morning, i had to pull the ol' hillbilly clothes washing trick.

Person#2 Haha, nice.
by XxLxX November 29, 2011
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washington state university

washington state university...
*Cougar Football Saturday!
*Greek Row!
*Number One Mascot Of The Year!
*Hottest Girls In The Pac 10!
*Pullman Is Like Disneyland!!!!!
*The Coug!
*Wayyyy Better Than University Of Washington!
*Munchyz Hot Dogs!
*Snowball Fights!
*Cliffs!
*Hott Boys!
*Basketball 06 And O7!! Yeah Bitches!
*Busch Light, Franzia, And Monarch!
*Cougar Fans!
*Martin Stadium!
*Better Than The Huskies! :)
"fight fight fight for washington state! ..."

washington state university is bomb.com
by $#^#%yf June 25, 2007
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George Washington Effect

When a girl with very long hair cuts it short above her shoulders and it makes her look like the guy on the one dollar bill.
Why did she cut her hair?? It used to look so good! Now she looks like George Washington!

Damn, the George Washington Effect got her bad.
by UUUUUU April 4, 2009
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washing machine

giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.
miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
by 8_Balled March 13, 2005
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Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.
If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.
by Jijibwa March 31, 2009
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Longview, Washington

An industrial town in Southwest Washington state. Longview and Kelso (the town across the river) are both part of Cowlitz County.

There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the local mills, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Longview and Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.

The majority of people that live in Longview are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.

In general, a Longview person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.

However, there are some respectable people in Longview of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I moved out of Longview:

Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!

Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.

Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!

Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.

*I walk away shaking my head*

Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.

*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Longview, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
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washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES
by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019
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