Dirty Wisconsin

A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.
A White Russian! This guy must be fancy. I'll have a Dirty Wisconsin.
by boobitters March 26, 2021
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023
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wisconsin waterlog

when you are having sex and you piss in your partners ass
man that was a huge wisconsin waterlog last night
by dueskies January 02, 2011
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wisconsin transplant

The act of sexual intercourse with a cheese curd, and the subsequent placement of that cheese curd in a close friend's Thanksgiving dinner.
1. "Hey honey, don't you wanna have sex? We always have sex after a big meal."
"Oh, sorry darling, I just had a long, stressful day of Wisconsin transplants."

2. "Dude! Why did you buy Swiss cheese!? Nobody has swiss cheese on Thanksgiving! What we need are some of those Wisconsin transplants!"

3. "Hey bra, if I didn't know any better I'd say this turkey is stuffed with Wisconsin transplants."
by Wildcard t October 24, 2009
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Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

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by Nignogging July 06, 2013
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