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Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)
Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
by dcf68 June 26, 2006
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greco roman wrestling

(VERB) Style of wrestling practiced in Olympic and international amateur competition. In Greco-Roman wrestling the legs may not be used in any way to obtain a fall, and no holds may be taken below the waist. The sole exception to this would be the fondeling of another mans package. It is comon during greco roman wrestling for the two men to grunt in each others ears whilest their sweaty bodies intermingle.
by Ali T May 11, 2003
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WrestlingMania

A-Dubb is a member of WrestlingMania
by A-Dubb January 16, 2003
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Wasting away

When someone who is soo fat is just standing there eating food...
"hey! look at skinny (sarcastic) over there wasting away.."
by clive smith June 4, 2005
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ECW(extremly crapy wrestling)is a wannabe wwe with loser fans who do nothing but shout abuse at great wrestlers like Randy Orton & Edge.
They also like to use hardcore weapons (they think it is fun)
ECW(extremly crapy wrestling) is a complete wannabe wwe full of wwe rejects and misfits like RVD,Sandman,Sabu.
by Bradz June 15, 2006
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Whistling Dixie

"Where've you been Delilah? Out back again with that no good boyfriend , Whistling Dixie?"
by Stephen McCormick February 14, 2015
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Wrestling

Wrestling is a sport which is considered very gay. It includes guys who continuously touch each other and fight to come out on top.
Person 1: bro did you see that Wrestling match?
Person 2: yea. Tanner looked so gay during it
by justyourordinarywriter May 29, 2019
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