walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.

Let's go play the Walmart game

by FrankyOG February 04, 2016

white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.

Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.

by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree

the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving

by Lesll October 31, 2018

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka

I want to have sex with Walmart Man

by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021

Walmart Fatty

A fat man exceeding 200 pounds at Walmart is considered a "Walmart Fatty"
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.

man 1- "hey did you see that guy on the scooter?"
man 2- "oh yeah! that's one huge Walmart Fatty!

by Gr8_guy October 07, 2021