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Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay
by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020
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Walmart warden

A Walmart coach or someone who holds power that takes advantage of it and everyone hates. Always in other peoples departments ruining everyone’s fun.
Coach Mac is just a Walmart warden, she makes it miserable around here
by Breestar January 31, 2024
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Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
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WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022
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Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.
“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers
by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025
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walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.
Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.
by what are you the fae August 25, 2025
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WalMart

A huge chain of American shops known for having the weirdest of customers. You'd be having a really good day if you managed to avoid a transvestite in leopard-print leggings and a lime green polka-dot tank top.
Hey Joe, Fancy going to WalMart?

No thanks, too many transvestites there.
by qwertyuiop.com OGG May 23, 2016
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