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Stir It Up Tuesday

A day where you put your hand in a port-a-potty and mix all of the poop, toilet paper and blue liquid together
by dom1378 June 8, 2023
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Razor blade Tuesday

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and suck that comes "the day after, the day after" a weekend of partying, particularly when using MDMA or ecstacy.
Friend: "I hate my life and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me."

Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!"
Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."
by hyraxe June 28, 2012
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Titty Twist Tuesday

One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.
Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”
by Amrox19 July 11, 2019
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Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.
me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.
by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010
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Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.
I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!
by *?*47 April 15, 2011
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Green Shirt Tuesday

A long standing tradition where people adorn themselves in green shirts. Not green dresses, not green jackets, not green UNDERshirts but SHIRTS.
George is wearing green, it must be green shirt Tuesday.
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Light Tuesday

To molest or fondle an alien crotch.
Man, Susie really gave Lord Xenu a sweet Light Tuesday. He blew his scorb gelatin all over her.
by unknown artist February 12, 2008
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