Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.

Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!

by Funk Jones April 26, 2014

tornado jockey

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family

if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

Tornado

The act of spin tabling a girl so high up that you can pass her on to your bro during a threesome or orgy.

Tom and I tornado'd my GF during our funtime last night!

by RWtub May 11, 2014

tornadophobia

Fear of tornadoes, specifically, an irrational fear of tornadoes in the town of Cape Girardeau, MO. Differs from lilapsophobia by specific location, and lack of fear of hurricanes.

I can't move to Missourri, I have tornadophobia.

by passthepizza September 26, 2015

Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.

"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"

by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016

tornado thrust

when you fuck a bitch and spin at the same time

"dude i totally tornado thrusted that bitch last night"

by uh suh dude July 4, 2016

Tornado

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.

Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!

by Jjjoy123 May 20, 2016