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Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
by Flat Randy August 13, 2017
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work beer

A beer you drink while at work. It makes work more enjoyable and bearable.
Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!
by Sick_Willy September 12, 2015
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Work Homie

A person you hangout with at work, but never speak to outside of work.
Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''
by Greenfiend March 14, 2010
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Think Work

Psychological effort channeled into making a (seemingly) important life decision. Requires time and mental energy to weigh possible outcomes, best, and worst-case scenarios.
Friend 1: “Dude, I am interested in these two girls that I met. Which one should I choose? I’ve been looking at all possible outcomes and don’t know what to do.”

Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”
by Drewypoo March 20, 2019
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Linger Working

A form of working most commonly found among most construction and all military jobs.
When working outside, frequent smoke breaks, chatting with coworkers, adjusting ipod/changing song and quick snack breaks constitutes linger working.
Linger Working is taught by direct superiors and usually caused by no predetermined time deadline or little interest in day to day activites by higher ups. In most cases, lingering is actually encouraged by chain of command.
Doushebag1: Man, youve been chipping, grinding and sanding all day and that wall isnt even bare metal.

Doushebag2: Dude fuck that, todays a tuesday, ive been linger working. I smoked three packs of newports, listened to Yani's greatest hits, ran 4 miles then lifted, ate 2 bags of beef jerkey, and at noon my E-6 started walking around in a speedo talking about his pet falcon.
by Lingerers... December 15, 2008
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Work Reentry

The first few hours and in severe cases the entire day after returning to work from vacation. Symptons include acute depression, anxiety, and in severe cases panic attacks and an uncontrollable urge to run.
My hunny and I just got back from Aruba and I have work reentry so bad I am ready to puke.
by DrHerbie June 1, 2010
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work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.
Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.
by Defyna May 10, 2011
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