The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008
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Get the wood tip mug.It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
by White Xmas December 27, 2013
Get the Night wood mug."Pop Wood", "Popped Wood" or "Popping Wood" refers being happy or joy-filled. One of the simple pleasures of youth was running through the forest (or any wooded area) and blissfully hopping over the logs, branches and sticks that were strewn about. That term reflects back to and is a remembrance of that purest of joy.
I pop wood everytime I get to visit with my grandkids.
When I saw how beautiful my daughter was on her wedding day, I popped wood.
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by Shapper September 7, 2010
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Chris Wood is such an amazing actor. He also has an incredible voice and can play the guitar, drums and piano!
by Princeofdaxam October 7, 2017
Get the Chris Wood mug.The act in which you have sexual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. Making it in every hole like Tiger Woods does.
Person 1: Yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!
by Discard February 22, 2008
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