Show-er

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!

Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.

by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

by anarcissie August 9, 2013

iguana show

when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.

jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is

by Brandon Cook December 9, 2008

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

rat show

A person or situation that is wild, crazy or just plain unbelievable, a situation or person that you don’t really like or can’t trust, utter chaos, stupidity

Luke forgot to bring his wallet on the first date and did it on purpose Claire could sense this so she told her cousin he was a rat show.

There was a lot of traffic merging wildly, what a rat show !!

by Clairebonnie January 12, 2018

dang show

A spectacular exhibition of dekes or 'dangles' in an athletic context.

Sidney Crosby's puttin' on a dang show!

by Bill Tinkler May 17, 2011