Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Kirked

The act of getting murdered, especially when one has been shot in the neck.

"Did you see that guy? He totally got Kirked!"

by Miss Homo-geneous November 5, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk Style

When you lay on your back and your girl stands on top of you while another man motorboats her

Yeah bro and me my girl did it Kirk style last night

by Bigsquare23 November 4, 2025