Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.

"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.

by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022

Republican herpes

Covid-19

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.

by Tarber April 6, 2022

Herps

It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’

“He gave you herps”

by Zeiora March 6, 2019

Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes

The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.

by Taxobelll July 6, 2024

Herpe Heathen

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.

Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.

by Shloopz January 4, 2017

Herp

1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after

Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp

by xoulus April 20, 2016