April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

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March 5th

March 5th is national make-out day you can make out with your crush on March 5th

March 5th is national make-out day

by FUCKINGNOAH2.0 March 4, 2025

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April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023

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Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

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Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024

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