Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

An inside joke

A joke that is only understood by a group of people and isn't allowed on urban Dictionary

-what is so funny about fenir
-you wouldn't get it its an inside joke

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

a big joke

msnake, mnet, mbullshit, mjoke & mclownery

"This is just a big joke, mnet is a big joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by guess who I am!!! May 13, 2021

a fucking joke

A fucking joke. take it.

why cant you take a fucking joke?

by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

inside jokes

A joke in which you do not want to be part of.

Today Jenna did something and now is part of many inside jokes with my friends.

by The man of blood and death November 18, 2018

Braxton Joke

A joke when you got the whole squad straight faced

“Hey man what the dog doing” said Braxton hysterically

The squad “Man that was a Braxton Joke” 😐

by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022