a toot toot

Someone that snorts cocaine.

Yea man he don't want y'all to know that he a toot toot. He still cool tho.

by MrsUnknown March 6, 2016

Peter Toots

when your penis farts

listen to that peter toots

by mantis422 September 19, 2020

Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.

Let's get licked and hit a toot!

by Toootman August 15, 2017

Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox

She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot

by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022

Toot

Toot is a slang name for Cocaine.

Plank says "Where can we get some toot from?"

Billy says in response " Ring Gripper ! Apparently he's got some banging toot"

by Dirty Birty March 12, 2014

Toot

The equivalent of “cute”. A term used to describe something that is adorable or pretty in an endearing way.

That kitten is so toot!

by PassiveAggressivePAP August 7, 2023

Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025