No Shit

1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.

1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.

by Aldridge517 May 16, 2013

shit

1.a word you would use if you were like "danget! i forgot something"

2. a pile of poo

1. oh shit! i forgot to turn off the dryer!
2. look at that shit that's in the toilet!

by FUTBOLFREAK4 July 13, 2009

The Shit

One whom kicks ass. Also they are bad ass.

Yoda is the shit.

by Skoggs March 20, 2010

shit

the most arousing experience you'll ever cum across.

Armin van Buuren was shit.

by flavs08 January 10, 2011

Shit

1. A very popular exclamation. Can be used in almost any situation.

2. The act of pooping

3. The poop itself

4. Something awesome

5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit.

6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.

1. Shit! It's due tommorow?!

2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you...

3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food.

4. Dude this weed is the shit!

5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying.

I feel bad for what we did to the shit
tree, but man it was fun. I hope my
eyebrows grow back.

6. Shit!

by naylordude424 November 30, 2009

shit

Abbreviation for "sorry honey it's Thursday" similar to tgif. Typically said when someone says tgif on a Thursday.

Janet: Yippie, TGIF
Paul: SHIT, you can say that tomorrow

by Boss3503 October 1, 2010

shit

its what i am.

i am the shit.

by phatnatnigga December 21, 2009