pee water

weak light beer with little taste

"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."

by pikepat January 12, 2008

Phantom Pee

when you think you have to urinate, yet, your body cannot physically produce urine.

"omg, i have to pee so bad." go for a pee. "BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT!" ... that's a phantom pee.

by that's what's up September 12, 2010

pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

pee-arrhea

A condition of excessive tinkling.

i.e. When you pee, then have to immediately pee again.

I have pee-arrhea... I can't stop tinkling.

by sarah&becca! July 23, 2008

white pee

Yet another term for your man-juice.

Your mom could help me make the white pee anytime!

by tarsus July 7, 2006

Pee Shivers

Pee shivers, also known as the Lentricchia Shiver, are a naturally occurring shutter sometimes following urination.

I just had an uncontrollable shake after peeing. The weird thing was, I wasn't cold. It must have been pee shivers.

by Dr. Pottymouth November 25, 2009

Pee Paranoia

Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.

Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.

Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?

Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.

Girl #1: Why does that matter?

Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.

by Giggly Wiggles February 23, 2009