a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"
by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.
Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!
by jakeyT31 March 24, 2024

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.
A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
by Vice Augustine June 19, 2016

Mike: Hey man do you know any good servers to play on?
John: Do I know any good servers? You bet your ass I do boy, join Oceanic Networks DarkRP, they are one of the oldest garry's mod communities and are simply the best.
Mike: Ok.
John: Do I know any good servers? You bet your ass I do boy, join Oceanic Networks DarkRP, they are one of the oldest garry's mod communities and are simply the best.
Mike: Ok.
by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022

Filled with a bunch of old ass people with demonsia and there is no time when the leaves don’t fall or are clogging your gutters oh and there’s no street lights. lol
by FuCk My ToE iTcHeS February 20, 2019
