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Castling

(v.) When one builds a pillow fort prior to engaging in intercourse in said pillow fort.
Dude, she's totally into castling now, and maaaan do those sheets and pillows feel comfortable afterwards!
by marieclarie November 12, 2019
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New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.
Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?
by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.
I’m gonna go castle punch pope.
by Deduper November 28, 2017
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Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.
Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.
by RyMan2k00 May 13, 2014
mugGet the Toiletry Castlemug.

Castle von Wolfenstein

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."
by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017
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bury the castle

The act of fornicating with deep enough penetration to include both testes, then holding it for a brief or extended period of time, usually while ejaculating.
"Bury the castle in my vagina you stud."
"She was wide enough that I could bury the castle with ease!"
by jessymehores July 14, 2021
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