Black tears

The mix of cum and mascara that occurs when a man ejaculates onto a woman's face.

Angel came on Chantelle's face so much that black tears were streaming down her cheeks.

by Funguy5102 September 18, 2016

Cock Tear

An oozing ejaculation, that resembles a tear because of its dripping nature.

"I totally Just busted a Cock Tear all over her face"

"Ahh, that just made me let go a Cock Tear."

by Aidan P. May 29, 2005

Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

by PsychoDeathBitch September 11, 2016

Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by Joey X September 16, 2008

tear it down

What the fuck do you think it means? Tear it down! Don't reform it. Don't rehabilitate it. Don't replace it with the same damn thing. Tear it the fuck down!

"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"

by Wally Cuddeford July 7, 2006

Valley of Tears

1. In 1973, an epic tank battle took place where an Israeli tank division destroyed over 500 Syrian tanks and thus called the Valley of Tears.

2. An open space of land where those who got owned go to cry.

Man I just owned you in COD! Go to the Valley of Tears to cry it off.

by DTex89 April 8, 2011

tear a sneak

to tear a sneak means u party so hard u tear ur sneakers..

yo lets go tear a sneak!!!..dude the other night at begga's house we tore a fucking sneak!

by Dizzle January 26, 2008