JUAN FRANCISCO SUÁREZ GALLARDO

Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of a Colombian ex government and organization agent. Juan was born on september 23 2005 and is now studying in the United Kingdom. He is great with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. Juan is a very good sports man. He is said to be one of the best South American Rugby players of his age and has represented The Colombian national soccer selection in the years 2018 and 2019. He is also known by some in latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Brazil, Chile and Spain. Because of his fathers work Juan is extremely rich for a boy of his age and is someone you should not underestimate or mess with.

Girl one: Omg he’s fit

Girl two: yep Thats Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo

by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 16, 2019

no shit survey

Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.

Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey

by Blues Driver September 19, 2020

Stack N Starve

The act of not eating til you made enough money that day.

“I gotta stack n starve, I need money so I’m going eat later.”

by Stack n Starve December 2, 2020

French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

21st Century Surveillance

see...EYE IN THE SKY...STAWKA DEANGELOS....DIRTY COWARDS....DEW(DIRECT ENERGY WEAPONS).

21ST CENTURY SURVEILLANCE, youll have absolutely no privacy. 21st century surveillance the USA law enforcement is using weapons of war on its citizens. what else is new.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

Sir Kid Starver

A nickname given to Sir Kier Starmer by some in the UK after he decided that he didn't want to support Free School Meals anymore.

Have you heard, Sir Kier Starmer has u-turned on Free School Meals. He's more like Sir Kid Starver now!

by CatRyBou July 6, 2024

mrs. surven

MRS> SURVEN SUCKS ASS BECAUSE SHES SO RETARDED TO EVEN GET HER HEAD OUT OF HER ASS. SHE LIKES GIVING YOU FUCKING REFERRALS FOR EVRY FUCKING THING SHE DOES NOT AGREE WITH.

Man: who is that?
me: THAT IS THAT FUCKING RETARD MRS. SURVEN

by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS June 4, 2019