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I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013
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Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
by StumpyBob January 8, 2021
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Appalachia Pepper Spray

When you fuck someone’s eye socket then pull out and cum in their good eye
Crystal popped out her glass eye and I couldn’t help but give her the Ol’ Appalachia pepper spray.
by KP Appalachia May 28, 2023
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Throat spray

Throat spray: When a girl (or a dude) gives head, but cant swallow all or any of the cum, so it leaks out of the throat and sprays out the mouth.
"Damn girl! You could've at least tried to swallow it. Look at the room, you throat sprayed my window!"
by wallahabim November 16, 2022
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michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!
by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Spray

Often also used as synonymous for pull up and / or shine, as well as in context of being Master of Masters of the Universe.
by dGanja August 21, 2020
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