I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

Eskimo Pepper Spray

The act of cumming in someone’s eyes.

Omg, I can’t believe John eskimo pepper sprayed me last night!

by B3zus May 24, 2025

The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.

One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024

Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.

“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”

by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

Spray

When a sexual partner Sneezes into the face of the other partner, leaving them with mucous and saliva on the face.

Friend A: *a chu*

Friend B: You sick?

Friend A: Yeah this bitched sprayed me last night and now I'm dieing.

by Dr. Pib December 7, 2010

nasal spray

nasal spray is a sexual act in which a girl holds your dick up to her nose and snorts the cum like cocaine and high fives you after

ahh well nasal spray time she didn't complain

by sanxity July 2, 2019