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Buttery snail snatch

Similar to Snail Butter : The greasy slime left on a seat or panties, from a female occupants vagina snatch

The snatch is where the snail butter comes from.
Gross, did you see the wet stain left in her panties from her buttery snail snatch?

Nothing like some delicious buttery snail snatch on my dick.
by Yeeyee29 February 11, 2020
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Gay-Snail

A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.
Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.
by GnouleMEMES February 23, 2020
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Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
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Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
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Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?
by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022
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wooly snail

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022
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Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.
Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.
by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022
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